Why drive a Tesla when Ford has a Mach-E? #fordmache #teslavsford
Perhaps a hot take, but you know, I’m good for those. You know what’s clapped out, played out, you don’t with it anymore. A Tesla. You know, the Tesla just gives like nerd. It gives noob. It gives I live with my mom. It gives I’m kind of a loser. And why would you buy a Tesla when you could get a Maky? Listen, I like Elon Musk as much as the next girl, guy, whatever you are. But you know what? Maybe he should have spent a little more time on the design of a Tesla because like the Cybert truck, I mean, I’ll give it to that. It’s almost so ugly. It’s kind of cool. And I mean, if I can take like bullets in there, maybe something to talk about for the zombie apocalypse. But other than that, the thing driving down the street looks like aing triangle on wheels. I don’t get it. I don’t get it. And I did pretty well in geometry in high school. So, the math for me ain’t math. Then, you know what? The Tesla gives me the ick. And you know what happens when you get the ick as a woman? That ain’t ever going away. A Tesla. Why? Why would you buy that? If you’re going to buy a Tesla, why don’t you just buy a Prius? And you know what I think about Prius drivers? You don’t want to know. It’s hunting season out here and you want to know how much a Cybert truck toes? Yeah, I don’t know because no one’s ever tried it. If I saw a dead deer in the back of a Cyber Truck, I’d give them a free F-150 just to put them out of their misery. And no, I’m not giving you a free F-150. So, don’t even try that with me. So, let me know what you think. Are you Mocky or are you Tesla? If you’re Tesla right now, you can just go ahead and unfollow me cuz I don’t want you here. This is a real man’s page.
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