Before you ask no I do not have daddy’s money besides the help of a co signer on one of them these were all paid for by me
by Scared-Expression444
Cars
Before you ask no I do not have daddy’s money besides the help of a co signer on one of them these were all paid for by me
by Scared-Expression444
![Meissen blue GT3 Touring [4032x3024]](https://www.evshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/74m6v4a9id1d1-770x515.jpeg "Meissen blue GT3 Touring [4032×3024]")
![[Eunos Roadster M2 1001] 1 of 300 produced.](https://www.evshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/r0j47lmi0d1d1-770x515.jpeg "[Eunos Roadster M2 1001] 1 of 300 produced.")
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Watched fast and furious a lot when younger. Maybe nostalgic for those cars and flips between import and muscle
You pay meticulous attention to maintaining the car like a good car guy, but then you drive em like an absolutely buffoon.
Either a super fun and chill Asian guy, or a very angry and aggressive short white guy.
You played video games that gave you a cursory appreciation for non-American sports cars as a child, but your default Midwest programming cannot let you shake off the shackles of mediocrity.
Your path is coming to a fork in the road;
If you feel empowered enough, you’ll begin to dabble in motorsports. Your heart will turn to more nimble cars that are a balance of power and handling. You’ll seek to improve your craft on a track.
If you don’t feel empowered enough you will slowly transition to retro American muscle in time. Eventually you will own an older dodge product that will be your mangum opus. In time, you will turn into someone that believes every time the US uses military force globally we are on the right side of history, your children will have the letter Y in their names in places not traditionally used. Jaydon will join the army and Alyisha will go to a good state school. You will always secretly favor Alyisha for breaking free.
You like to go fast… but not *too fast.*
Parents let you play with their money
You love paying high insurance, or don’t pay any at all.
You love endangering others.
You grew up, you grew older, but your penis did not.
Fast & Furious Fan Boy.
You think your cars make you look cool, but we all know the truth.
A man after my own heart. I, too, can never stay away from a good old fashioned hemi v8. They’re unbeatable for the price and just plain cool. Idgaf if chargers have a reputation of being trashy, mine have always been way more much fun than should be allowed in a sedan
You tried Japanese simplicity, but they couldn’t make your dick hard like muscle cars do.