You have at least one tweed jacket with elbow patches
Extension_Status_711
If these are all the cars you owned, I would say you hold on to them for a long time
Numb-Chuck
You have poor credit and need a better job.
BillDRG
Except for that Mercedes, it looks like your commute is as much suffering as Miles O’Brien takes on DS9.
trippygoku0
no fun
Beneficial-Sugar6950
If I commit a crime, I’d better call you
Open_Concentrate962
You lost esteem but gained an aura?
SpliffBooth
You’re basic.
Dxpehat
You are the first American I see on this sub that doesn’t get a new car every other year.
ManufacturerOk6535
You must have held onto that Cutlass for a while!
SharpHawkeye
Shit, did you type this on a Pip Boy or what?
NachoMetaphor
Makes me want to ask how you screenshot a Commadore.
NeoDaKat
2008 hit you hard
StreetPedaler
You’re pretty damn regular. No excessive body count. You are the warranty.
123mitchg
The Cutlass was your first car in high school and college. You bought the Esteem as a college graduation gift to yourself. You got a couple raises, maybe a promotion, and bought the Merc. Later you decided that paying that much for a car was dumb, so you traded it on the Taurus a few months later.
Your financial situation took a turn (laid off maybe), so you traded down into a middle-aged Cadillac.
That probably blew up on you, while your financial situation improved, so you bought the Saturn brand new. It has 207,000 miles on it and still looks like it just rolled off the assembly line.
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You have at least one tweed jacket with elbow patches
If these are all the cars you owned, I would say you hold on to them for a long time
You have poor credit and need a better job.
Except for that Mercedes, it looks like your commute is as much suffering as Miles O’Brien takes on DS9.
no fun
If I commit a crime, I’d better call you
You lost esteem but gained an aura?
You’re basic.
You are the first American I see on this sub that doesn’t get a new car every other year.
You must have held onto that Cutlass for a while!
Shit, did you type this on a Pip Boy or what?
Makes me want to ask how you screenshot a Commadore.
2008 hit you hard
You’re pretty damn regular. No excessive body count. You are the warranty.
The Cutlass was your first car in high school and college. You bought the Esteem as a college graduation gift to yourself. You got a couple raises, maybe a promotion, and bought the Merc. Later you decided that paying that much for a car was dumb, so you traded it on the Taurus a few months later.
Your financial situation took a turn (laid off maybe), so you traded down into a middle-aged Cadillac.
That probably blew up on you, while your financial situation improved, so you bought the Saturn brand new. It has 207,000 miles on it and still looks like it just rolled off the assembly line.
Edit: [You aged 18 years in six months?](https://www.reddit.com/r/regularcarreviews/s/3eV3NDYA9T)
That you are not a loyal American.
if that Saturn still runs, it belongs in a museum
Uncle pull tab!
ur cool real nice guy or gal
how many of them were given to you by friends or family?
that u dont give an f what people think of ya LMAO hell ya brudder
You’re a CRIMINAL lawyer.
Dude you owned the same Suzuki as Jimmy McGill, sick
It says that you’re average however, you can also realize your dreams
I have a 1997 deville!
Good car, bad head studs but otherwise good car. Did your Northstar float it’s heads ever?
You’re a good driver and you purchased quality cars.
50 year old black man. Employed by the city?
I’m 52 and also owned a DeVille, just a little newer (99). I currently do not own a car, just motorcycles
Financial crisis hit you hard
Drug dealer , making a little money drug dealing, got busted , working 9-5 at the ranch supply store
You’re a lawyer of a notorious meth cook.
I love how the newest is a Saturn!
You keep your cars a long time
that’s quite the depressing list
Jimmy McGill is that you?