Your uncle Chuck finally died of alcoholism and your dad finds and gives you this toy while cleaning out his duplex. What are your thoughts?
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Your uncle Chuck finally died of alcoholism and your dad finds and gives you this toy while cleaning out his duplex. What are your thoughts?
by 17parkc
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This is reddit so unfortunately I’m in the minority here but I find this really funny.
Sell during the next presidential election.
Oh man, that is awesome. I need one for my collection.
Would totally modify this into a toilet paper dispenser
All politics aside, you could probably get some good money for it on eBay.
You can fit so many porn stars to pay off in that thing
Tells me a lot more people are going to die of alcoholism this year…
That is awesome! Donate it to the Trump legal defense fund. Or sell it on Truth Social.
Uncle chuck was a traitor and rapist.
Do one of the the most American things you can,
1. Put on eBay and let about how rare it is, then cheat the auction
2. Put on marketplace with outrageous price
3. Shot with a submachine gun
4. Try to charge people to take a picture with it
5. Other up a dinner it at the table for 1000 a plate for your upcoming campaign that your lying about.
6. Shot it with a shotgun and then a 45
7. Put in a closet and forget about until you move again, so your future self can get a chuckle or have nightmares
Nobody misses uncle Chuck. Not even his dog.
Hey, it’s that guy from Home Alone 2.
Yahoo! This will sell for a bunch on eBay if I make sure my listing panders to the undereducated.
Uncle Chuck was way worse off than we thought
Is it full of porn stars demanding hush money?
“5 Trumpisms included” 💀
I’m confused. Why isn’t this toy a beat up 2002 F350 4×4 with miniature vulgarity stickers (next to religious decals) on the back window waving some bullshit flag? *THAT* would be more based. Nah this can’t be authentic.
I’m surprised it isn’t gold.
Well, I hopt they’re fine with me trying to paint it.
Ages 8+ – sounds like an actual Donald Trump guideline for woman
“5 TRUMPISMS INCLUDED”
… not trying to find out what that means
You could probably get a lot of money from selling that to someone, like Marjorie Taylor Greene, who worships trump
Now officially my least favorite uncle, n at least it wasn’t a Cadillac…
“based retard”
genuinely wondering if someone who owns one of the maisto trump limos could record the trump voice lines this toy has
I’d keep that!
Well, it’s a model of the sort of tacky, gaudy silliness that screams “what poor people would buy if they came into some money” that it’s completely on-brand.
I love it, and would definitely buy one if I saw it for $5 in a thrift shop or estate sale.