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POV: You’ve officially turned 65 years old, which means you’re now a senior citizen and now legally required to own a beige, brown, burgundy or gray car made between the 2000s-2020s or you will be sentenced to life in prison. Which one will you choose? (Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile)

1. 2002 Buick LaSabre
2. 2003 Buick Regal
3. 2007 BMW 5 Series
4. 2017 Cadillac CTS
5. 2024 Cadillac Escalade
6. 2002 Chevy Suburban
7. 2003 Chevy Silverado
8. 2024 Chevy Equinox
9. 2023 Dodge Durango

by jaggie40

18 Comments

  1. Immediate_Emu_

    CTS I used to own a grey one. Nice ride and sporty

  2. ThrustonAc

    Buick LeSabre of course, or Buick Regal. All options avoid life in prison but only two come with AARP membership.

  3. My grandfather was a great man, and if the LeSabre was good enough for him, it’s good enough for me

  4. I_amnotanonion

    There could be a much worse selection of cars. These aren’t so bad at least.

    That being said, I feel as if the Toyota Avalon needs to be added to this list

  5. Thats_Life_

    would love to see the average age of a Cadillac/Buick owner

  6. Angelic_Demon207

    ‘02 LeSabre!!! My mum had a ‘97 LeSabre when I was growing up, and I LOVE those now. A Buick Park Avenue would be an acceptable option as well!

  7. Tacoless_meat

    Buick LeSabre…under 65 folks should buy them as well…solid reliability, comfortable, and represent a great value on the used car market.

  8. the_angry_potato_yt

    Ill take #2 and put in in a garage and never touch it again. I’d rather have a classic than a soulless modern car.

  9. CrypticQuery

    No Mercury Grand Marquis!? For shame.

    That Buick LeSabre is pretty sweet. The 3800 V6 is reliable as all hell, and the interior is cushy as can be.

  10. 1WastedSpace

    Buick Regal. Extremely comfortable seats. Little maintenance. When something goes wrong, everyone knows how to work on them.

  11. Am I rich? If so, give me the BMW.

    If I’m struggling with finances, I’ll take that 3800 V6 LeSabre.

    Somewhere in the middle–maybe the pickup.

  12. ConstantReader70

    OP has very myopic assumptions.
    I’m 73 and when I’m not driving my red Mercedes coupe, I’m driving my ’85 Porsche 944 5 speed.

  13. RitardStrength

    Prison is technically a form of Social Security and Medicare

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