The most insufferable person you know will buy one of these and use the bed exactly once when he buys a tv for the living room

Only guy as annoying as a hood stacked Cummins driver hauling beer cans in his bed is some absolute dork saying “look how big the bed is! It’s as big as a f150!” Holding up traffic in his 40hp kei truck struggling to haul four bags of topsoil that could have fit inside the trunk of his Camry