The owner doesn’t even like it enough to wash it and i agree with them.
NoradIV
Fake carbon fiber mirrors Holes in the bumper Useless hood pins Blacked out rear lights for maximum invisibility.
Yep, rice.
old_skool_luvr
That is most definitely a 20kg bag of Bashmoti.
TechnoMagi
Yup, these sure are some clapped out pieces of shit.
Key-Air8130
nc_on
I like the purple. Its clapped out for sure, but I like it
SOBmotorboater
I’d say rice but depending on where you’re from these might be the nicest cars around
Kdog122025
r/shittycarmods mate. You went to the wrong sub let me redirect you.
OldRed91
Not really rice or nice. Just meh.
401jamin
It’s done up like a highschool civic
Kaloo75
I’m not much of a Beamer guy, so I might be wrong here, but it does not look like a proper M3 to me. Those cars would always have loads of subtle telltale signs of performance. This looks like an accountants beamer that a young guy bought, and riced.
Nutsack_Adams
Upbadging is never the right thing to do. Anybody that knows anything knows that’s not an m3. Might as well put a gtr badge on there
SideEfficient9414
Dig the wrap color, the rest, not so much
But bmw
Yeetus_McSendit
The crusher would be a mercy to these disfigured abominations.
GlobalHawk
Absolute trash, and now practically worthless for resale. Once saw one with a heart on the good made from drilled holes.
idiotsarray
Since it’s German it wouldn’t really be rice, right? Might I suggest “wurst”?
IamHenkel
Looks awefull
TungstenArcAZ
That’s not nice! Some jerk came along and drilled holes in your bumper for no reason! The nerve of some people.
Condescending_Comet
Whoa now everyone. These definitely aren’t rice. They’re German cars, let’s call them what they are.
![A random [Mclaren Speedtail] driving past](https://www.evshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/gji9rsuh3bdg1-770x515.jpg "A random [Mclaren Speedtail] driving past")
![Triple Bugatti in the north of Sweden, took this photo in 2021 [2417x1298]](https://www.evshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/01/zdopkywitadg1-770x515.jpeg "Triple Bugatti in the north of Sweden, took this photo in 2021 [2417×1298]")
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The owner doesn’t even like it enough to wash it and i agree with them.
Fake carbon fiber mirrors
Holes in the bumper
Useless hood pins
Blacked out rear lights for maximum invisibility.
Yep, rice.
That is most definitely a 20kg bag of Bashmoti.
Yup, these sure are some clapped out pieces of shit.
I like the purple. Its clapped out for sure, but I like it
I’d say rice but depending on where you’re from these might be the nicest cars around
r/shittycarmods mate. You went to the wrong sub let me redirect you.
Not really rice or nice. Just meh.
It’s done up like a highschool civic
I’m not much of a Beamer guy, so I might be wrong here, but it does not look like a proper M3 to me.
Those cars would always have loads of subtle telltale signs of performance. This looks like an accountants beamer that a young guy bought, and riced.
Upbadging is never the right thing to do. Anybody that knows anything knows that’s not an m3. Might as well put a gtr badge on there
Dig the wrap color, the rest, not so much
But bmw
The crusher would be a mercy to these disfigured abominations.
Absolute trash, and now practically worthless for resale. Once saw one with a heart on the good made from drilled holes.
Since it’s German it wouldn’t really be rice, right?
Might I suggest “wurst”?
Looks awefull
That’s not nice! Some jerk came along and drilled holes in your bumper for no reason! The nerve of some people.
Whoa now everyone. These definitely aren’t rice. They’re German cars, let’s call them what they are.
Sauerkraut.
Dang, are those speed holes on the back?