
This is SB. A 1994 Miata. A car that started as “I just want something simple and fun” and has evolved into me explaining to my bank account why I needed a Flyin’ Miata Happy Meal.
The premise:
I wanted a lightweight, honest car.
What I got: A personality disorder with pop-up headlights.
Current state of the spiral:
Flying Miata coilovers
Advanti Storm S1 wheels
LSD (because one-tire fire is a cry for help)
Slotted rotors + EBC Yellowstuff pads
Cobalt exhaust (makes me feel faster than I am)
And yes…
Flyin’ Miata Happy Meal kit (clutch + lightweight flywheel), because the stock driveline wasn’t “engaging” enough.
Interior: identity crisis
Sparco suede wheel for “track mode”
Wood wheel for “I listen to jazz and forgive people now.”
NRG quick release so I can remove the steering wheel and my responsibilities at the same time.
Future:
Corbeau A4 seats so I stop sliding around like a regret
Exterior:
Halo headlights (I can see, but not my future)
Smoked signals
Ducktail spoiler (adds +3 emotional horsepower)
What this car has taught me:
Slow cars aren’t slow if you’re emotionally invested.
Every modification is just a gateway to another modification
“I’ll keep it stock-ish” is the biggest lie in car culture.
Future plans:
Install the Happy Meal
Stainless brake lines
Maybe headers
Definitely more poor financial decisions
Final thought:
It doesn’t make big power, it doesn’t need to.
It makes me look forward to driving again.
And honestly… that’s worse, because now I’m addicted.
by utradspatho