2001 Dodge Intrepid: it's being sold at a used car dealership. It's been on the market since pre-covid and it was moved to behind the garage in 2023. The exterior is mostly good condition but the rear bumper is cracked and the trunk paint is fading. The interior is in mostly good condition but the driver seat is a different color and stained. It runs but the transmission is failing. $1000
1998 Chevy Suburban: it's being sold by a local drunk who used to live in it. The exterior is in rough shape as the paint is faded on the roof and hood and the driver door doesn't open. The interior is low spec and really dirty as the floors are covered in cigarette butts and other junk, and the seats are extremely stained and ripped up. The passenger side rockers are rusted out and it doesn't run as the ignition is broken, and it is a little over budget. $1200
2003 Mitsubishi Galant: it's being by a highschooler who's selling it because he is going to college. The exterior is in rough shape as the fender is has some bad surface rust and hood is bent. Has aftermarket wheels and spoiler. The interior is in good condition but the front seats have some fake racing covers on them and the stereo has been ripped out. Runs but the exhaust is missing and it leaks oil. $700
2004 Pontiac Grand Prix: it's being sold by the original owner. The exterior is in alright shape but the roof's paint is almost completely gone and the driver tail light doesn't work. The interior is more upscale but the leather seats are cracked and the dash is like a Christmas tree. Runs but it has a really bad coolant leak. $900
2005 Chrysler Town & Country: it's being sold at a local trailer park. The exterior is in rough shape as the grille is missing and the passenger side being side swiped. The interior is disgusting as fast food wrappers are everywhere and all of the plastic inside the car is sticky and is covered in a layer of dirt. Runs and drives but it has really bad rust. $600
2007 Chevy Cobalt: it was left on the seller's property when he bought it. It's missing all the hubcaps and the back driver window is gone and covered with a trash bag. The interior is in surprisingly decent shape aside from a few cracks in the plastic. It has no keys and no title and the seller knows nothing about it. $300
2002 Lincoln Navigator: it looks to have been abandoned in the woods for atleast a few weeks. The exterior is covered in dirt and moss and the rear looks to have been rammed and the driver window has been smashed. The is also filthy and looks to have been a higher spec option but the seats are cracked and the dash looks to have been kicked in. It's crashed into a tree and stuck in the mud. No clue if it turns one and the tags are gone and the vin has been scraped off. Free
1984 Chrysler Lebaron: it's the oldest car for sale. It's being sold by elderly man who hasn't driven it much since he bought it in the late 80s. The exterior is a little beat up with the rag top being torn, the hood latchs being broken, and the driver fender is from one of the wood paneled ones. The interior is in alright shape but the climate control and radio Don't work and the radio is also busted, but it still talks! Ran when parked in 2017 and it only has 50k on the odometer. $850
1992 Lexus Ls400: it's being sold by a 17 year old who bought it as a project. It's in horrible shape all around as the windshield is cracked, the front tires are flat and it was clearly in a wreck. The interior smells strongly of weed and vapes and the airbag has been cut out. Runs somehow but it has a blown headgasket and the rear diff had been welded. $750
1995 Cadillac Deville: it's being sold at a local junkyard. The exterior is a little beat up with some of the landau trim either being torn or completely missing and some of the paint being scuffed. The interior is in mostly good condition but it reeks a cigarettes and the digital dash doesn't work, and before the junkyard it was a one owner car. Runs but it needs a power steering pump and a water pump. $800
1992 Dodge Dakota: it's being sold by farmer who has owned it since new. The exterior extremely beat up and it has some serious rust in underneath. The interior has no options so it has crank windows in the manual transmission but the driver's seat has been ripped down to the metal frame. Runs but there is a ticking noise from the engine, the bed has several inch wide rust holes in it and it has a horrible exhaust leak. $500
1990 Oldsmobile 98 regency Brougham: it's being sold by a tweaker that probably stole it. The exterior is in abysmal shape with the driver window being replaced with plexiglass at some point being shattered, the rear suspension collapsed in the front end being pretty banged up. The interior is as equally awful with the leather seats being ripped up, the steering column from a different car and the odometer reading 380k. None of the lights turn on, the catalytic converters have been stolen, and it needs a alternator. $200
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