I Bought a Mini Porsche
[Music] The Porsche 964 Turbo is one of the most beautiful and timeless cars ever made. This one just sold for $1.4 million in Florida. Notice the headlights, wheels, hips, and figure of this Porsche. And tell me what’s inside. This box isn’t a perfect mini replica. It took me 4 months to get this mini Porsche 964 Turbo into America and into my garage. It’s a 500 lb box, so we needed a crane to pick it up at the warehouse and drop it off here. It is the only mini Porsche in America made by Endofstay Automotive Arts Studio. I will be with you till the end of space, time, aloneeness, and youth. I don’t know what that means, but I appreciate the companionship. This is their junior car series 964 Turbo sealed by these metal tabs which you have to be careful opening. They’ve cut me down to the bone before. I’m using a hammer to wedge open all the bottom tabs so I can remove the top half of the box, but it wasn’t budging. So, I opened the top of the box and saw nothing was holding it down. I hit the sweet spot and lifted the top off to reveal the mini Porsche. Except I scratched my ceiling and dropped everything on me and the mini Porsche. This mini Porsche cost $6,600. So it’s like two RTRS or half a var. And it cost another $6,000 to sneak it into America. But even at the price of a VarG, I’m blown away by the quality and scale accuracy of this car. The paint job is perfect. The hips are stunning. And the little handle and side mirrors just bring it all home. The wheels are both strapped in and blocked in, but these nails are just sticking out waiting to pop the tires. The box is also concave, so there’s no clearance to roll off the wood, especially with these sharp metal edges. So, I’m removing two wheels on the front end and removing all the wheel blocks, hammering down the nails so I can roll the car safely off the wood. But the car feels like 1,000 lb. It won’t roll anywhere until I find the parking brake and it’s game on. No detail was overlooked down to the intricate bolt pattern on the wheels. The fitment is diabolical. I can hardly fit one finger and I just can’t get over the hips. The side mirrors are real mirrors, but they don’t change angles, so they’re just for show. The cockpit is adorned with luxurious carpet, which really elevates the interior vibe. Finished with realistic side door paneling. You sit in a standard go-kart seat, except in the Porsche, it’s adjustable. There’s a handbrake in addition to your gas and brake pedals, a large display screen, headlight, horn and reverse controls and a key ignition, which did not turn on the car. So, I’m guessing the battery is dead from being in transport. This doesn’t come with instructions. The only thing in the box besides the car is the charger. So, I’m going to plug that into the front where the battery is mounted with the charge port sticking through the front grill. The only problem is that the charger is 220 volts, which means it will explode if I plug it into an American outlet. All I need to charge this car is a voltage converter, but you need to order those online. Home Depot doesn’t just have those on the shelf. So, I’m loading up the Porsche. One strap in the rear, one strap in the front, and the parking brake on. Heading downtown for a custom charger install in order to get this car powered on. It runs on a 72vt battery, so I only need a new charger connector to use my own fast charger. LE rides wasted no time swapping the battery connector for me. And fortunately, the battery wasn’t totally dead. It started taking amps right away. Holy dude. Let’s go. Come on. [Applause] No way. That’s crazy. It makes an exhaust noise. Ellie rides connected to the controller with his own app. In red, it’s tuned at 9,000 watts, which should be a crazy amount of power. I’m plugging into the bed of my truck with an extension cord to the trailer so I can charge the car on the road. About 1,000 watts of charging on the way to a place this car really shouldn’t be driven, but it has to be. Let’s go. Shut up. [Music] [Applause] [Music] We are in Beverly Hills, which is where all the rich and famous people go. We’ve been charging up the Porsche for the last 20 minutes. We’ve probably seen 30 Porsches drive by. So, I hope we can run into some Porsches. It’s about fully charged. I can’t wait any longer. And I’m dressed up in my Porsche attire cuz I’m planning on going into the Porsche dealership and see if I can trade this in for a real one. And I got to dress the part. Oh, the exhaust down. Exhaust. Did it break? Yeah. Oh, no. The front of this close. I feel so douchy like this. But I just have to dress the part. [Music] Who said storick? This is the first time I’ve ever rolled in this. My first reaction is it is bumpy. Very bumpy. But so cool how you’re cocooned in this plastic. I don’t feel any wind besides on my face. This is where all the fancy stores are and it’s where all the people go to show off their sports cars. So, there’s a Ferrari, maybe two Ferraris right there. They think they’re hot until they see me pull up. Yeah, we got a reaction to Ferrari. You guys want to take a picture in front of this instead? It’s way cooler. Yeah, just mob the Ferrari. Excuse me, boss. Very rare Porsche coming through. Yes. Why is it so bumpy in the back? Oh, we know him. That’s Johnny from Jackass. That’s crazy. [Music] Have you ever dated a guy with a Porsche? No, never. I could be your first. Maybe. The best car. You mess with it. No. You don’t like it? More than you can handle, buddy. Let’s go to the dealership. See if we can trade this thing in. Oh, we’re going the wrong way. U-turn. U-turn. Hop in. Yeah. Get in. I got to get in the right lane here. I keep reaching for my signal, but I don’t have one. Little phone mount right here. Wouldn’t be too bad. All possible upgrades. I’m going to go crazy with the build on this. Did someone say GT3 RS? Look at a Stark Varc powertrain. We got to Oh, look at these cars. That’s a real GT3 RS. My bad, boss. My bad. He’s mad. Stay mad. He’s just jealous he doesn’t have such a cool car. What’s up, boss? Do you work here, sir? What’s happening? I rented this thing. It shrunk. What the hell? There’s no money back guarantee. Look at these cheap ass cars. They print these out like money. This one is only one of them. It’s a mini replica of a 964 Turbo. Is it? No. Red on red. Red on red. Pretty good. I like it. Thank you, dude. So, they’re an exotic rental spot. I’m curious what the Porsche dealership’s going to think of this. You’re not ready for the smoke. I might have to cut in front of these guys cuz I’m in the wrong lane. I really hope she sees me. It’s just two miles down this way. We’re ripping a left. We’re ripping the left. We’re out. Dude, imagine this with a stork fork powertrain and maybe some suspension and a big wing. Porsches don’t stop, they keep going. Going to lose your life, but it’s going to keep going. went out of his life, but it’s going to keep going. We someone else was born, but at least we get to say we ran out, we ran out the money. How does it feel? Does it ride good? It It’s amazing. Except for excessive bumpiness. But not from the road. It feels like It feels like it’s just bouncing on itself. I don’t know. Porsches don’t stop. They keep going. It It really feels like I’m in a small car the way the cabin is. Don’t have to stop for any traffic. Well, I should traffic hacker right here. We’re in a really nice area. I really shouldn’t be doing this. This is exactly the kind of place you’d get in trouble. But what? I’m going to drive my Porsche through Skid Row. I got to go to Beverly Hills. I’m getting air on this thing. I’m still at 80 volts. That’s so much battery. Is that electric? It is. Yes, sir. That’s sick. Thank you. Hey, what’s up, gentlemen? I’d rather have one of these than one of those, honestly. I’m pretty sure it’s cheaper. A little cheaper. Yeah, a little bit cheaper. Yes. I’m going to pull it through the service center and see if they can do something about this thing shrinking on me. Is it around the corner? Oh, are you guys the service team? Oh, I ruined my own joke. All right. Well, I’m going to go to sales. You think I’m going to clear? I’m not going to clear. I’ll come at an angle. Hell yeah. Is that you? That’s dope. It’s fun. It is fun. It’s bumpy though. All right, gentlemen. I’ll see you around. [Music] Nice car, dude. We’re matching. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. Keep working hard. Maybe someday you can afford one of these. So, we got the new Meta glasses going undercover into the dealership. Thank you, Jim. These are gyms. Wish me luck. Oh. Oh. Still still practicing. Hello. Hey. I uh I have a car outside. I’m wondering if someone can appraise or maybe do a trade. It’s a 964 Turbo. It looks just like that one. Just thanks to you. My name is Go check the Yeah. You want to check it out? It’s got no miles on it. This thing’s like mint. No miles? Yeah. It’s like brand new. It’s a funny video. But why why why you bring us in? I mean, look, stop for a second. Okay, you get to private property, right? I don’t mind you guys doing this. I do stuff on social media. I have a 1.4 million followers, right? But you cannot walk to private property. Laws here protect us from that. You cannot just grab employee on time, come to the private property and do what you do. I’m just saying, right? This is my job. I try to help you be nice. You were nice. I appreciate you. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it like that. They didn’t vibe you like that. It was negative vibration. That’s the power where the battery was. Yeah, it’s electric. Sick ass. Thanks, man. We just pulled it into the Porsche dealership like as a joke and they just chewed us out. They were like, “Don’t waste our time like that.” This thing’s so sick. I love that I can lane split even though it feels like I’m in a car. It’s like the the benefits of a bike and the benefits of a car allin one minus most of the benefits of both. M4 doesn’t want the smoke. I mean, it’s all right, the M4, the G80, but is it a 101 mini Porsche? Pulling up on the Roadrunner. Nice bike choice. Doesn’t even see you. Oh, man. After the dealership experience and then that, I don’t know how much more I have left in me. You guys need a ride? Yeah, actually. Yeah. Hop on. We’re out. Hey. Hey. Thank you. You, too. Quite the day, huh? Yeah. Nice car, bro. Nice car to you, too. Thank you. I take a picture. You’re more than welcome. I love how it’s got no A-frame on there, dude. Thank you. That’s my favorite part of the car. It’s unbeatable. What is this thing? Have a license plate. No, but I’m too cute to pull over. And I’m too fast. I do feel I do feel like the coolest guy in the world right now. Everyone loves it except for the person that should love it the most. Let’s see if we can sneak this yellow. Come on. Come on. Come on. Keep it pushing. We’re out. We’re out. light work. We’re swimming. Woo! Many boys for the win, dude. Come on, man. There’s just Porsches everywhere. It feels like they’re copying me. It’s the problem with being a trends setter. Damn, it just sticks to the ground so well in incredible handling. Zero body roll. Drift brake. Roll back’s crazy. It goes into a roll back. This is better than being in the street with all those cars. Jim. Jim’s good at that, dude. It’s like he tries to do it. It’s definitely not me doing donuts in the street. It’s Jim. I’m joining you guys. Hey, we got two of the coolest cars in Beverly Hills right here. Yeah, you surrender. Yeah. What’s up? Oh my god. I know I’m dressed a little fancy, but it’s cuz I’m in my Porsche. You’re so welcome. Have a good day, guys. Enjoy your trip. I’m going to go full power and then just pull the handbrake. Oh, wait. Now we’re in reverse. [Music] Jim’s picking a beef with this Porsche. Challenge him to a race, Jim. I think he said something about your mother. I couldn’t I’m sorry. I couldn’t help but make you look bad. I apologize. I will. [Music] He’s fast on that thing, dude. [Music] [Music] [Music] It’s 1:30 in the morning and every guy knows when you get a new car on the first night late at night, you take it to the gas station and you stare at it. I don’t make the rules. I just follow them. Let’s get after it. It’s like a four mile drive. [Music] It’s cool to be out at night cuz there’s no one here, but the only people out are cops and I don’t want them to see me. But if I was a cop and I saw me right now, I would just think it’s entertaining. I wouldn’t be like, “That’s a crime.” Even though it is. A crime to my lower back right now. Whoa. Whoa. My balls. No way. We’re about 2 miles in. The pain is subsiding. The headlights are awesome. They really work. This thing desperately needs suspension. Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Full stop. Look at me following all the stop signs. [Music] Looking good. Let’s get a drink. Should I get a beer? Lumadella. Psych. Getting water, baby. I got to go with the Saratoga for the bit. Is that your little car? Yeah. I think it’s so funny. It’s cute. I’m glad. It’s so tiny, huh? You want to give it a try, dude? I would love to. Hop on in. Yeah. No way. Let’s go. They’re so pumped. Hey, look how dope that is, dude. Look how funny that looks just with your head sticking out. Dude, I rock with the thing. It looks so cool seeing someone else ride it. I love it, dude. Thanks for letting me drive. You are so welcome. It’s funny like they’re really not supposed to be in America and I I had a question. So, I messaged the company and they were like, “How’d you get it?” And I was like, “Don’t worry about it. Like, just answer my question.” And they were like, “No, how’d you get not. So, really not supposed to have it, but that makes it even cooler. I’m going to leave before the cops come. Hey, dude. Be safe, man. Thank you so much. You, too. I’ll see you around. I’m out. I’m out. In this video, we unboxed the only mini Porsche in America and made some new friends and enemies on the way. Right after I jump through all these hoops to get one to America, I believe you can now just order them to the US. I don’t have a discount code, but if you tell them I sent you, I’m sure they’ll treat you better than any real Porsche dealership. As always, thank you so much for watching until the end and stay tuned.
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Porsche 964 Turbo Video Credits: Grand Prix Motors https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guiZtCwuERk&ab_channel=GrandPrixMotors
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