You live in a retirement community in Florida or Arizona, you were born in the 40s or maybe early 50s, you’re likely a white republican and probably enjoy Martin Scorcese movies, good chance you’re Italian American and from the North East somewhere.
dreamweaver1313
You were a Midwest kid, moved to the city and became an undercover cop tasked with infiltrating the inner city pimp ring
Tdoggedy69
Winga dinga
SirGriffinblade
Nostalgic and unwilling to change with the times.
paclogic
you love American cars !
mundotaku
Can I take a guess of your favorite soda flavor, favorite way to do chicken and your favorite fruit?
lifegoeson2702
You like cheeseburgers
RAPTOR479
HAW HAW HAW HAW
Beneficial-Sugar6950
You have good taste
lrlr28
You’re a body on frame kinda guy
Mysterious-Bath8197
Boomer
Tomwhyte
The smooth ride doesn’t aggravate your hemorrhoids, and you live in the suburbs where you never have to parallel park. Now take your medicine and I’ll put Sean Hannity on for you.
ProofMusic4630
Though they are collectible, you like old fashioned and obsolete body on frame vehicles in general. Modern safety standards, driving dynamics and fuel economy are of little concern to you. Your older for sure.
PYSHINATOR
**BIG**
#BROWN
You secretly want an Avalon, but it’s too reminiscent of *the war*.
Mofoblitz1
You’re over the age of 50
Zealousideal_Sir_264
You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Food_Banker_
You like to spend in gas
fatfelon
‘murica?
Safe_Chicken_6633
Hello, fellow kids
macoverdatum
Probably American
timmmarkIII
I like em all!
brandaman4200
You love ‘merica
RudderForADuck
You have a strong relationship with both your dad and your grandad, you probably own one of these already as a hand-me-down.
R3TRO_131
You’re An True American Patriot.
Electrical-Ad1288
I you have alway been an old man
Charliekeet
Slow and low, that is the tempo…
442cutlassw30
Probably think you’re mature, but everyone around you thinks you’re pretentious
ZeldaTheOuchMouse
Your AARP membership is about to expire
romanianguy1994
Murica🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
thatbwoyChaka
Sipowicz?
RandomflyerOTR
You’re just like me – a land yacht enjoyer who craves big displacement and couch comfort, and misses when cars looked like cars.
pepetheforgggg
You like American boats
Due-Potential4637
That you always drive 10mph under the speed limit… in the passing lane. If someone comes up behind you, you slow down another 5 and cackle with glee
praisekek0w0
Boat.
Tiny-Art7074
You once took a boat-cruise where, while lounging at an overcrowded and not relaxing deck pool made for commoners, you exposed you overweight pasty white knees to the world. But it was in fact a pool on a boat, and a very big boat at that, one which had the Blueman group at 4pm before an early dinner where you could get senior pricing, and so you convinced yourself it was special and cultured and that you were really living. And that was the only time you ever left your state. That’s what those cars say.
rokororp
You’re European obv
dmohamed420
Popo
19Dollar4TNight
northern Wisconsin grandpa who just moved to Sun City AZ
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old
your grandson helped you make this post
Your from the southwest
You live in a retirement community in Florida or Arizona, you were born in the 40s or maybe early 50s, you’re likely a white republican and probably enjoy Martin Scorcese movies, good chance you’re Italian American and from the North East somewhere.
You were a Midwest kid, moved to the city and became an undercover cop tasked with infiltrating the inner city pimp ring
Winga dinga
Nostalgic and unwilling to change with the times.
you love American cars !
Can I take a guess of your favorite soda flavor, favorite way to do chicken and your favorite fruit?
You like cheeseburgers
HAW HAW HAW HAW
You have good taste
You’re a body on frame kinda guy
Boomer
The smooth ride doesn’t aggravate your hemorrhoids, and you live in the suburbs where you never have to parallel park. Now take your medicine and I’ll put Sean Hannity on for you.
Though they are collectible, you like old fashioned and obsolete body on frame vehicles in general. Modern safety standards, driving dynamics and fuel economy are of little concern to you. Your older for sure.
**BIG**
#BROWN
You secretly want an Avalon, but it’s too reminiscent of *the war*.
You’re over the age of 50
You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
You like to spend in gas
‘murica?
Hello, fellow kids
Probably American
I like em all!
You love ‘merica
You have a strong relationship with both your dad and your grandad, you probably own one of these already as a hand-me-down.
You’re An True American Patriot.
I you have alway been an old man
Slow and low, that is the tempo…
Probably think you’re mature, but everyone around you thinks you’re pretentious
Your AARP membership is about to expire
Murica🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅
Sipowicz?
You’re just like me – a land yacht enjoyer who craves big displacement and couch comfort, and misses when cars looked like cars.
You like American boats
That you always drive 10mph under the speed limit… in the passing lane. If someone comes up behind you, you slow down another 5 and cackle with glee
Boat.
You once took a boat-cruise where, while lounging at an overcrowded and not relaxing deck pool made for commoners, you exposed you overweight pasty white knees to the world. But it was in fact a pool on a boat, and a very big boat at that, one which had the Blueman group at 4pm before an early dinner where you could get senior pricing, and so you convinced yourself it was special and cultured and that you were really living. And that was the only time you ever left your state. That’s what those cars say.
You’re European obv
Popo
northern Wisconsin grandpa who just moved to Sun City AZ
You like propane and propane accessories
Did you take your metamucil today sonny?
Grandpa?
You like ‘em big! You like ‘em chunky!
Gobbless